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April 25, 2017 -- Poor Ivanka Trump got booed in Berlin when she attempted to defend Dear Old Dad. The Germans were not fooled.



Sticking up for Dad again
Saying he's a champion
Such a perfect mannequin
Poor Ivanka booed in Berlin

She's in it for the money
Anybody can see
The rotten apple didn't fall
Far from the tree
A grifter like her Daddy taught her how to be

(Poor Ivanka booed in Berlin)

She makes a pretty penny from her clothing brand
Selling glamour at a profit in the motherland
Manufactured overseas by tiny foreign hands
(Poor Ivanka booed in Berlin)

Sticking up for Dad again
Calling him a champion
Hoping he won't GROPE again
Poor Ivanka booed in Berlin

She's proven quite adept at cashing in on fame
She knows the hoops and hurdles of the marketing game 
To avoid the Trump stigma she just changes the name

(Poor Ivanka booed in Berlin)

Now Alex Jones is chewing up the scenery
He says Ivanka's turning into Hillary
All because she mentioned Syrian refugees

(Poor Ivanka booed in Berlin)

She's got a taste for living large 
Jared knows that she's in charge
She's always been a Daddy's girl
And now she's out to rule the world 

She tried to fake the empathy
She wasn't fooling Germany
She doesn't need your sympathy
She still has her dignity

Sticking up for Dad again
Saying he's a champion
Nobody falling for the spin
Poor Ivanka booed in Berlin


from The Don of a New Error, released February 18, 2019
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