• Digital Track
    Streaming + Download

    Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
    Purchasable with gift card

      $0.99 USD

    You own this



Grizzly Girl
She’s got a gun, so there’s no need to run from my
Grizzly Girl
When school is done, we’ll have some grisly fun

My early years were just a total waste
I never caught up to the things I chased
But when I saw you there I got a taste
of how my life would turn around
When school was faith-based

Grizzly Girl 
She talks to God so go and give her the nod
Grizzly Girl
When school is done, we’ll go to Kingdom Come

Sign me up for your Religious Right
Show me the magic of a holy night
Hey Hallelujah! Something isn’t right
You’re just a deer that’s blinded by the headlights

Grizzly Girl
She’s got a gun so there’s no need to run from my 
Grizzly Girl
She’ll pray for you
She hasn’t got a clue
But/what she’ll do

Looks like you made it to the party late
We’re gonna sew together church and state
We’re gonna teach & preach a brand new hate
Look at all the kids we’re gonna segregate
Throw that evolution in the garbage bin
Burn the science books so we can start again
We're going teach you ‘bout Original Sin
We got the worms to crawl inside your skin
Fight and Pray, Night and Day, do it again
Come on Voucher Mama we can call it a win
Here comes Little Mikey with a shit-eating grin
Now that it's over we can all say 


from The Don of a New Error, released February 18, 2019
Copyright © 2018 The Alternative Facts


all rights reserved



The Alternative Facts

Music inspired by the news of the day.

"When injustice becomes law, resistance becomes duty" -- Thomas Jefferson

The Alternative Facts roared to life on Inauguration Day 2017, taking our name from Kellyanne Conway's definition of LIES, which continue to stream from the Trump Administration on a daily basis.

Pay attention.
Take action.
... more

contact / help

Contact The Alternative Facts

Streaming and
Download help

Redeem code

Report this track or account