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Dedicated to the mystery woman who infiltrated the Portland protests and caught the jackbooted Federal agents completely by surprise.

Additional Info @ bit.ly/AF_ATHENA

Federal Agencies tapped Portland protestors' phones:

More information about tactics used by Federal agents during the Portland protests:

Listen to an interview with "Athena" at:


Naked Athena
you should’a seen her
With her face mask and stocking cap
She’s not taking any crap

The Trump experiment to stamp out all dissent
Send the thugs to PDX
Let them do what they do best
Rubber bullets, pepper spray
Tear gas if they run away
Nab a few and cuff their hands
Throw them into unmarked vans
Protestors on the run
Thugs thought their work was done
She entered undetected
The girl they least expected

Naked Athena
you should’a seen her
With her face mask and stocking cap
She’s not taking any crap

No weapons, no clothes… the Federales froze
No reason to shoot a girl in her birthday suit
Kapitan said “Fire Away!”
So they shot the pepper spray
Through the smoke they heard her say
“Peace and Love are here to stay”

Athena wants to see
A world where all are free
To be what they believe
To live and love and breathe…


from America Can't Breathe, released September 11, 2020
Music and Lyrics by The Alternative Facts
Performed and produced by The Alternative Facts
Naked Athena photo by Alex Wittwer
Mixed by The Alternative Facts and Thaddeus Moore
Mastered by Thaddeus Moore (liquidmastering.com)
Copyright © 2020 The Alternative Facts


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